Noiseau
A food shop, a school and somewhere to eat or drink.
Partly served 42/100 · confidence: medium· Better served than 16 % of the {n|commune|communes} of a similar size.
Identity
Noiseau (INSEE 94053) is in Val-de-Marne (94), part of Métropole du Grand Paris. Population 4,628 (2023). [1]
INSEE density class: Grands centres urbains (level 1). [2]
Data vintages: INSEE BPE 2025 · INSEE SIRENE 2026-09 · INSEE census (RP) 2023 · INSEE COG 2026 · INSEE density grid 2026 · Commune website 2026-10-24.
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Vitality score
Vitality score 42/100 — Partly served (model fr-v0.2).
Confidence: medium (sources disagree on Restaurant).
Better served than 16 % of the 4,984 communes of a similar size.
Compare this with communes of a similar size. The score measures how well a place is served relative to its own size band, and larger communes score higher as a rule — so it reads meaningfully against another village, and misleadingly against a town.
Measured but not scored in this model: Market. See the methodology for why.
| Component | Value (0–1) | Weight | Contribution |
|---|---|---|---|
| Daily food | 0.2 | 25 | 5.12 |
| Social | 0.46 | 20 | 9.21 |
| Education | 0.22 | 10 | 2.21 |
| Health | 0.37 | 10 | 3.74 |
| Public & culture | 0.11 | 5 | 0.55 |
| Population trend | 1 | 10 | 10 |
| Housing mix | 0.98 | 5 | 4.9 |
Services
What is here, at a glance
A food shop, a school and somewhere to eat or drink. [3,4]
2 × Bakery (boulangerie) (PAINS PATISSERIE DU MOULIN · CO'PAIN CAUDACIEN). [3,4]
1 × Grocery (épicerie / supérette) (VK EXOTIQUE). [3,4]
1 × Supermarket (NARDAIS). [3,4]
3 × Restaurant (GARY · KH SIGNATURE · BELLA ITALIA). [3,4]
2 × Café / bar (AUX TROIS AS · BRASSERIE DE L'HOTEL DE VILLE). [4]
1 × Nursery school (maternelle) (ECOLE MATERNELLE PUBLIQUE ALBERT CAMUS). [3]
1 × Primary school (élémentaire) (ECOLE ELEMENTAIRE JEAN JAURES). [3]
3 × GP (médecin généraliste) (AKOUA BROU-PARIS, MÉDECIN · MICHAEL BOHBOT, MÉDECIN · MAUD BENATTAR, MÉDECIN). [3]
1 × Pharmacy (PHARMACIE DE LA PEPINIERE). [3,4]
1 × Post office / agence postale (NOISEAU AGENCE POSTALE COMMUNALE AP). [3]
2 × Gym / sports hall (GYMNASE LEO LAGRANGE · COMPLEXE SPORTIF DE LA PEPINIERE). [3]
3 × Hairdresser (DERER · FLO COIFFURE · DA FONSECA ISABELLE). [3,4]
1 × Fuel station (STATION SERVICE). [3]
Not counted, because the business register records them as closed: 6 × Restaurant.
Not found in the commune: Butcher (boucherie), Library. [3,4]
All 25 service types, with per-source counts
| Type | Count | Names | Sources |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bakery (boulangerie) | 2 | PAINS PATISSERIE DU MOULIN · CO'PAIN CAUDACIEN | INSEE BPE 2 / INSEE SIRENE 3 [3,4] |
| Butcher (boucherie) | 0 | INSEE BPE 0 / INSEE SIRENE 0 [3,4] | |
| Grocery (épicerie / supérette) | 1 | VK EXOTIQUE | INSEE BPE 1 / INSEE SIRENE 1 [3,4] |
| Supermarket | 1 | NARDAIS | INSEE BPE 1 / INSEE SIRENE 1 [3,4] |
| Cheese shop (fromagerie) | 0 | INSEE SIRENE 0 [4] | |
| Fishmonger | 0 | INSEE BPE 0 / INSEE SIRENE 0 [3,4] | |
| Restaurant | 3 | GARY · KH SIGNATURE · BELLA ITALIA | INSEE BPE 3 / INSEE SIRENE 8 [3,4] |
| Café / bar | 2 | AUX TROIS AS · BRASSERIE DE L'HOTEL DE VILLE | INSEE SIRENE 2 [4] |
| Nursery school (maternelle) | 1 | ECOLE MATERNELLE PUBLIQUE ALBERT CAMUS | INSEE BPE 1 [3] |
| Primary school (élémentaire) | 1 | ECOLE ELEMENTAIRE JEAN JAURES | INSEE BPE 1 [3] |
| Collège | 0 | INSEE BPE 0 [3] | |
| GP (médecin généraliste) | 3 | AKOUA BROU-PARIS, MÉDECIN · MICHAEL BOHBOT, MÉDECIN · MAUD BENATTAR, MÉDECIN | INSEE BPE 3 [3] |
| Pharmacy | 1 | PHARMACIE DE LA PEPINIERE | INSEE BPE 1 / INSEE SIRENE 2 [3,4] |
| Nurse | 0 | INSEE BPE 0 [3] | |
| Dentist | 0 | INSEE BPE 0 [3] | |
| Post office / agence postale | 1 | NOISEAU AGENCE POSTALE COMMUNALE AP | INSEE BPE 1 [3] |
| Library | 0 | INSEE BPE 0 [3] | |
| Cinema | 0 | INSEE BPE 0 [3] | |
| Gym / sports hall | 2 | GYMNASE LEO LAGRANGE · COMPLEXE SPORTIF DE LA PEPINIERE | INSEE BPE 2 [3] |
| Swimming pool | 0 | INSEE BPE 0 [3] | |
| Bank | 0 | INSEE BPE 0 [3] | |
| Hairdresser | 3 | DERER · FLO COIFFURE · DA FONSECA ISABELLE | INSEE BPE 3 / INSEE SIRENE 4 [3,4] |
| Fuel station | 1 | STATION SERVICE | INSEE BPE 1 / INSEE SIRENE 0 [3] |
| Hotel | 0 | INSEE BPE 0 / INSEE SIRENE 0 [3,4] | |
| Campsite | 0 | INSEE BPE 0 / INSEE SIRENE 0 [3,4] |
Market and village life
Market day: unknown — nothing found in the datasets or on the commune website.
Trajectory
Population 4,689 (2012) → 4,628 (2023): -1.3 % over 10 years. [5,1]
Population 2,831 (1990) → 4,628 (2023): 63.5 % over 30 years. [6,1]
Dwellings (2023): 1,964, of which 1 % second homes and 3.7 % vacant. [7]
Access and surroundings
Which way the everyday services lie
Bakery (Noiseau): 0.1 km to the north-west (straight line). [8]
Food shop (Noiseau): 0.1 km to the north-west (straight line). [8]
GP (Noiseau): 0.1 km to the north (straight line). [8]
Pharmacy (Noiseau): 0.3 km to the north-east (straight line). [8]
Primary school (Noiseau): 0.2 km to the west (straight line). [8]
Climate
Where this sits nationally
An average of 16 days a year at or above 30 °C and 41 days at or below 0 °C, over 21 complete years in 1995–2024. [9]
Measured at the LIMEIL weather station, 5.3 km away at 45 m; the village itself is at 101 m. [9]
The village sits 56 m above the station, so each day's reading was shifted by 5.71 °C per km of altitude before the days were counted. Expect the result to be within about 0.68 °C. [9]
Muggy days — a dew point at or above 18 °C — average 1 day a summer. [9]
Humidity measured at ST-MAUR, 5.6 km away at 48 m, over 23 summers. [9]
That station sits 53 m below the village, so each day's humidity was shifted by 4.22 °C per km before the muggy days were counted. [9]
An average of 666 mm of rain a year, spread over 120 days — about 5.6 mm on a day it rains. [9]
Rainfall measured at ORMESSON, 2.1 km away at 55 m. Rainfall is not adjusted for altitude: unlike temperature it has no simple gradient to correct by. [9]
What property sold for
179 houses sold between 2021 and 2025, at a median of 400,000 € — 3,895 € per m² of built surface. [10]
100 flats sold over the same window, at a median of 230,555 € — 3,790 € per m². [10]
The median across Val-de-Marne is 5,116 € per m², so this commune sits below it. [10]
These are recorded sale prices, not valuations or asking prices, and a median over five years spans five different markets. Built surface excludes land, which carries much of a rural property's value.
Uncertainties
sources disagree on Restaurant
References
- INSEE census (RP) 2023 — 94053/2023
- INSEE density grid 2026
- INSEE BPE 2025
- INSEE SIRENE 2026-09
- INSEE census (RP) 2023 — 94053/2012
- INSEE census (RP) 2023 — 94053/1990
- INSEE census (RP) 2023 — 94053/logement/2023
- INSEE BPE 2025 — 94053
- Météo-France daily climatology 1995-2024
- DVF (DGFiP property transactions) 2021-2025
Villages like this one
Matched on size, density, second homes and which everyday shops and services are present — not on the score, so a village of the same kind that is doing better or worse shows up rather than being hidden.
| Commune | Dept | Distance | Population | Score | Band | Climate vs here |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Guesnain | 59 | 181 km N | 4,635 | 41 | Partly served | Cooler summers, similar winters.summer 82 % · winter 89 % |
| Camon | 80 | 125 km N | 4,359 | 47.2 | Partly served | Cooler summers, similar winters.Summers feel about as humid.summer 79 % · winter 97 % · humidity 100 % |
| Coignières | 78 | 46 km W | 4,321 | 60.1 | Served | Cooler summers, similar winters.Summers feel about as humid.summer 85 % · winter 96 % · humidity 100 % |
| Coubron | 93 | 16 km N | 5,175 | 45.9 | Partly served | Much the same temperatures.Summers feel about as humid.summer 95 % · winter 100 % · humidity 93 % |
| Loison-sous-Lens | 62 | 186 km N | 5,169 | 55.4 | Partly served | Cooler summers, similar winters.summer 85 % · winter 97 % |
| Dechy | 59 | 180 km N | 5,338 | 53 | Partly served | Cooler summers, similar winters.summer 82 % · winter 93 % |
Order by distance instead
| Commune | Dept | Distance | Population | Score | Band | Climate vs here |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coubron | 93 | 16 km N | 5,175 | 45.9 | Partly served | Much the same temperatures.Summers feel about as humid.summer 95 % · winter 100 % · humidity 93 % |
| Coignières | 78 | 46 km W | 4,321 | 60.1 | Served | Cooler summers, similar winters.Summers feel about as humid.summer 85 % · winter 96 % · humidity 100 % |
| Camon | 80 | 125 km N | 4,359 | 47.2 | Partly served | Cooler summers, similar winters.Summers feel about as humid.summer 79 % · winter 97 % · humidity 100 % |
| Dechy | 59 | 180 km N | 5,338 | 53 | Partly served | Cooler summers, similar winters.summer 82 % · winter 93 % |
| Guesnain | 59 | 181 km N | 4,635 | 41 | Partly served | Cooler summers, similar winters.summer 82 % · winter 89 % |
| Loison-sous-Lens | 62 | 186 km N | 5,169 | 55.4 | Partly served | Cooler summers, similar winters.summer 85 % · winter 97 % |
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…and in much the same climate
The same match on size and services, narrowed to communes whose summers, winters and summer humidity are all close to Noiseau's. All three are required, so this section is absent for the 11.8 % of communes with no humidity station near enough to measure: two temperature axes alone cannot tell a muggy coast from a dry one.
| Commune | Dept | Distance | Population | Score | Band | Climate vs here |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coubron | 93 | 16 km N | 5,175 | 45.9 | Partly served | Much the same temperatures.Summers feel about as humid.summer 95 % · winter 100 % · humidity 93 % |
| Saint-Brice-Courcelles | 51 | 118 km NE | 3,566 | 47.8 | Partly served | Much the same temperatures.Summers feel about as humid.summer 92 % · winter 95 % · humidity 93 % |
| Égly | 91 | 32 km SW | 7,166 | 50.9 | Partly served | Much the same temperatures.Summers feel about as humid.summer 100 % · winter 85 % · humidity 100 % |
| Écouen | 95 | 30 km NW | 7,202 | 52.9 | Partly served | Much the same temperatures.Summers feel about as humid.summer 95 % · winter 86 % · humidity 100 % |
| Wissous | 91 | 17 km W | 7,151 | 49.7 | Partly served | Much the same temperatures.Summers feel about as humid.summer 95 % · winter 92 % · humidity 100 % |
| Gournay-sur-Marne | 93 | 10 km N | 7,320 | 52.7 | Partly served | Much the same temperatures.Summers feel about as humid.summer 95 % · winter 100 % · humidity 93 % |
Elsewhere
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